Do you struggle with a lack of confidence in your life? Do you notice a decrease of masculinity in yourself? Do you constantly feel overwhelmed, anxious, or sick? Have you ever seen a man you look up to and thought to yourself, "He is literally me!"? Then this is the perfect album for you.

Welcome to the newest project from seminal experimentalist and sound healer, *sigh*. He is Literally Me! Meditations for Masculine Healing is a boundary pushing venture designed using ancient meditation techniques and modern scientific discoveries. *sigh*, an avid student of meditation (including but not limited to Vipassana, Yoga, Zazen, and Deep Listening) incorporates practices from each of these arts in this work. Alongside groundbreaking research in "creation frequencies" and magnetic energy, he has married the ancient with the modern. In the midst of a worldwide awakening towards alternative medicines, *sigh* has crafted an unparalleled innovation in the healing sciences.

Each track is 10 minutes of meticulously crafted harsh noise dedicated to an individual. Driver, Elon Musk, Willy Wonka, Norman Osbourne, the list goes on and on. Simply choose your desired track and use the recommended listening practices (one meditation cycle as soon as you wake up and another before you go to bed in the evening) to, literally, be that person within a month's time or your money back!*

Purchasing is easy and hassle free through Bandcamp. You may choose singular tracks for $1.99 or buy the entire collection and save up to $40! That is 300 minutes of guided meditation, and 30 different people you can literally become, all for $0.66 a track!

Already, *sigh* is receiving high accolades from critics, scientists, and fans alike. Do not miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to change the course of your life, to become, literally, him.

"At first, I was skeptical of the use of the abrasive tones common amongst artists of the harsh noise ilk, but *sigh*'s genius certainly surpassed my understanding. Somehow these crushing tones act as a trephine drilling its way into the listener's subconscious, paving a direct path to cranial tissue for the undercurrent of healing tones. A weight anchoring the corporeal between the magnetic currents of left and right headphones. The price he is asking for this is absurd. This piece is priceless. A timeless and essential work not only in the histories of music but science as well." -Dr. Max Allphony, Music theorist, 40-year professor at Nanyang Technological University

"A musical masterpiece disguised as a mechanical wonder. Or perhaps, it is the other way around. In fact, I believe it does not much matter. *sigh*'s ambition soars beyond description. I am dumbfounded and begging for more." Lawrence Briaba, Music Critic, author of The Innovative Artist and 25 Songs that Changed the World, and 10 that Never Should Have Been Sung

"I've always loved the Joker, an all time favorite villain. I remember watching Batman over and over again as a kid. I would even sneak it into my room to watch it past my bedtime. By using *sigh*'s He's Literally Me: The Album I've seen my behavior become more like the Joker in just a week's time. Cannot wait to become a true agent of chaos!" -Arthur Paddington, USA

"As a woman, I am here to give my feminine stamp of approval on this work! My boyfriend was on the verge of a crisis. I was about to end our relationship. Then, he found this, and everything changed. He has become the man I needed him to be." - Lisa Frank, USA

"Walter White's character has been perverted by meme culture. At his core, he truly is a monolith of a man. I see that more and more when I re-watch Breaking Bad. I am stunned and ecstatic to hear of *sigh*'s ambitious project and three days of meditation have already performed wonders. I recommend it to anyone out there in need of guidance." Sebastian Prober, England

"Before He is Literally Me!, I was a nobody. But now, I have elevated myself to my greatest potential. Thank you, *sigh*, for unlocking my surging masculinity." - Jason Hancock, USA

"Stalker is not just a man, he embodies manhood, intellect, and spiritual revelation. After a month's meditation, I find myself waking in deserted green fields, abandoning my family for undisclosed amounts of time, and being paranoid about everything. Very pleased with *sigh*'s work." -Filip Petrauskas, Lithuania

"I just have so much respect for Keanu Reeves. I mean, he's the man! It's not just that I think he's literally me, it's more that I wish I could be him! Cannot wait to start this journey!" Chad Smithers, USA

If you have an experience you would like to share, please contact *sigh* at his personal email, ijmerrell0821@gmail.com

* *sigh* cannot guarantee any refunds of He's Literally Me: The Album